Transkins SPFX Fabric Packer

My Rating

Key Features

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans-Owned Company: Yes
👣 Size Available: 2
🎨 Color Tones Available: 2
💰 Price: $39.99 (USD)
🧍🏽‍♂️Stand-To-Pee Function: No
🍆Can Be Used For Penetration: No
🧬 Real Feel™ Test: -ish
👀 Discreet Shipping: Yes

Overview

Finally! A fabric packer available to everyone! In the past, I’ve only seen fabric packers on small etsy shops and through Instagram DM ordering. However, those all disappeared. I was so happy to see Transkins releasing another product. This is a trans-owned company based out of New Orleans. Their first product was a pretty big STP that worked really well because the construction of the cup was a little different than other STPs on the market. Well, now they have come out with this fabric packer and I’m so excited to test it out and give you my opinion.

TLDR: This is a great packer if you sweat a lot or do sports!

The Great

  • Soft Material 
  • Breathable fabric
  • Easy to Pack With
  • Skin-Safe!
  • Affordable

The Not-so-Great

  • Feel – Doesn’t feel like a penis in your pants
  • Color – Only 2 options.

Unboxing

Ah, I’m such a sucker for good branding and this company really knows what they are doing. The first time I saw this packer online I was so excited because I haven’t seen fabric packers in a very long time. So, when I got this I took it out of the packaging and wow, the fabric used is very soft. Interestingly enough, the head and balls have these little pebble-like filling. I thought that was interesting. The balls are separate from each other and I just don’t feel like it looks nice. The first thing I thought honestly was that it looks like a diagram of what the entire clitoris looks like. I know that’s a little graphic, but that’s where my brain went. 

Each shipping box and customs form is different depending on the company. If you are unsure if the company you are ordering from has discrete shipping, be sure to contact them prior to ordering. 

Color

This packer is available in two colors: rose and merlot. The rose color resembles light skin tone pretty well. However, the merlot one has a purple hue to it and doesn’t look much like anyone’s skin tone.

Size

There are two sizes available, Small and Large. Below you will find a breakdown of the dimensions:

Small:
Length: 6.2” (16cm)
Height: 4.5” (11.5cm)
Length of Shaft: 3.2” (8.2cm)
Width (thinnest): 1.8” (4.5cm)  
Width (widest): 2.5 (6.5cm)
Girth: 3.3” (8.4cm)
Full Packer Girth: 5.3” (13.6cm)
Weight: 1.44oz (41g)

Large
Length: 6.5” (16.5cm)
Height: 6.3” (16cm)
Length of Shaft: 3.6” (9.1cm)
Width (thinnest): 2” (5.3cm)  
Width (widest): 2.8 (7.1cm)
Girth: 3.5” (9cm) 
Full Packer Girth: 6.1” (15.5cm)
Weight: 1.65oz (47g)

Material and Feel

Alright, I think this is the first time I’ve written a review for a packer that actually has fabric on it. The packers are made up of:

Front: 92% Recycled Polyester, 8% Spandex
Rear: 100% Polyester
Stuffing: 100% Recycled Polyester

The polyester allows this packer to be breathable and sweat wicking. This is a huge advantage to us sweaty bois™ and/or us Sporty Spices. This is probably one of the most hygienic non-silicone packers out there. Usually packers made with materials other than silicone are porous and can carry bacteria. Now, of course this fabric packer can also carry bacteria, however, you can actually wash this packer in a way that would actually make it clean. When you wash a non-silicone packer, usually it’s never really washed or sanitized.

In terms of the texture/stuffing, the head and the bottom of the balls have these little balls in them that make it feel kind of like a microwavable heating pad for your neck? Whatever beads are in that thing, this is what the packers feel like. When you squeeze any other part of the packer, it feels like a stuffed animal. 

So yes, it’s squishy, but not like a penis… more like a stuffed animal in your pants…. Build a penis if you will….

Packing

I was pleasantly surprised by how well these felt while I was packing. I’m going to be real, the disconnected balls really skewed my opinion of these packers…. But they actually do feel great. I don’t feel like the separated balls have an advantage while packing, but maybe there is a reason it’s like that. Or maybe the creators really liked that look. In any case, here is what the two sizes look like while packing:

Small:

Large:

I really like the bulge I got while using these. I don’t feel like there is much of a difference with these sizes in terms of what it feels like in my pants. I like the way the small one felt the best just because it doesn’t look too bulky from the side. I will say though, because this packer is made of fabric, it can really be compressed if you’re wearing tight underwear or pants, so the bulge might not show as much as you’d get with a regular non-fabric packer. However, sometimes just feeling something in your pants is what you need/want and that’s completely fine. Not everyone needs to see the peen. Some people just like to feel the peen and know it’s there.

Another thing I want to mention is that I’m someone who is very active. I go to the gym, workout, yoga, run, bike, swim, and all that fun stuff. I’m usually way too self conscious to wear a packer during any of these activities because 1) I sweat so much and all packers just feel so nasty when you’re sweaty and 2) bending over, doing squats, even just stretching with a regular packer usually gives me the biggest looking-boner ever. Especially when squatting. I don’t know what it is about packers, but those balls just protrude out when you squat. Anyways, all of this to say, I feel like this packer, especially the small one, is perfect for someone as active as I am. I don’t feel self conscious that my dick looks hard or that the balls are GIANT. The only downside to this is if I look down and touch my peen, it doesn’t really feel like a penis. It’s mostly just knowing I have something there rather than seeing and feeling.

Real Feel Test™

These packers do not pass the Real Feel Test ™.

Visual Realism 2/5

Sure, it anatomically looks like a penis, it has balls, a shaft, and a head. However, anyone looking at this peen would know right away that it is fabric. There is a giant seam on the top of the shaft. Well actually, if someone looks quickly in a slightly dim room, they might think you have a giant scar on your penis.

Touch Realism (Through Pants) 2/5

You can barely feel like there is something in you pants, especially with the small one, if you wear tighter pants. The Large one you can feel but even then, if you squeeze it, or someone else does (consensually), it doesn’t feel like a penis at all.

Touch Realism (Skin-Like) 0/5

This is 100% fabric and it feels like fabric. It does not feel like skin at all.

Cleaning and Care

The company recommends machine washing in cold water with similar colors. You can tumble dry (or air dry). Keep in mind that some of the fibers inside may move around a little so massaging the packer with your fingers to move the inners around should put everything back in place.

Storage

The beauty of this packer is that it’s made of fabric, which means no weird oil or grease stains anywhere. Feel free to store this in a dark dry place in order to keep its longevity!

Full Rating

Durability 4/5

Pretty impressed by the actual construction of this packer. It seems pretty durable and honestly a great packer to use for sports or working out. I don’t feel like any of the seams are unstable.

Packability 4/5

Very easy to pack with! If you’re wearing tight pants, keep in mind that you may not see the bulge as much as if you were just wearing underwear.

Budget Friendly 4/5

Hell yes! $40 for a packer that seems like it’s going to last for a long time is a fantastic price.

Reel Feel Test 1/5

Nope….doesn’t feel like a penis at all.

Final Thoughts

Well, that’s it! This packer is going to be a fantastic option for people who sweat a lot or do sports. I work out often, swim, bike, run, yoga, all that fun stuff. It’s really nice to know that on days where the dysphoria is hitting me bad, that I actually have a packer I can trust during sports and fitness. I will usually just not wear a packer or be so self aware of my big bulge when doing squats that wearing a packer most of the time just isn’t worth it for me. Well well well, lucky for me (and everyone around me at the gym), I can now confidently squat and not have the world’s biggest boner! Yay! 

I do wish there were more color options, but maybe this is something they plan on introducing in the future. I hope so. Maybe making funky colors as well as other skin tones would be awesome! Other than that……. Just the balls… someone please explain the purpose of them being separated. Is it something super obvious that I just can’t see? help!

Watch my original YouTube review from 2024

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnCq_i2S6Ag&ab_channel=uppercaseCHASE1
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