Mr. Right Packer by Vixen Creations Review

Mr. Right from Vixen Creations

The Mr. Right is a packer that I’ve seen float around the internet since 2009. It’s one of those prosthetics that I just couldn’t afford when I was first transitioning but that I really wanted to get my hands on. It looked like such a floppy and squishy packer but the $65 price tag back then, it just wasn’t a possibility for me. In today’s standards, however, $65 for an actually good packer is very affordable and unfortunately, kind of surprising. Ah how times changed!

The Mr. Right by Vixen Creations is made up of a 100% silicone and 100% silicone lube mix. It is not porous, which means you can put it up against your skin and it should be safe (It shouldn’t cause irritation). This is great because some people prefer to pack with it directly on their skin, while others prefer packing harnesses, pouches, or underwear. Each of these will be discussed further on.

The Not-so-Great

• Can be sticky/tacky – cat hair, dust, public, hair, lots of things stick to it 
• The shaft is a little long, which might be a turn off for some
• $65 isn’t the most affordable packer out there, however, keep in mind that this is 100% silicone and most inexpensive packers are made with other, potentially harmful (to the skin) materials.

Unboxing

At first glance, I was a little shocked that this packer came in a hard plastic box. This really isn’t something I’ve seen before. Packers and prosthetics in canvas bags or plastic bags are the norm, but a box? Fancy. The one downfall from this is the box is a little bigger than I would like, and it does take up more space than I prefer. I actually just use a small canvas bag now to store it.

I know a lot of people wonder what the actual shipping box looks like and it’s tough to really say because this prosthetic is sold by many different online retailers. If you are ever unsure, you can always message the company you are purchasing from and ask them what they put on the box! The retailer that I prefer is Early2Bed and I can tell you that living in Canada and receiving a package from the USA, I’m always terrified the customs declaration form is going to say something like “big weiner”. Luckily, that has never happened with Early2Bed. They also didn’t even put the return address as “Early2Bed” they put “ETB”. 

Fun little story, I ordered sex toys from Wish (as a joke for a video) once and one of the packages literally said “giant dildo” on the customs form. I’m sure the Canadian Border people had a nice laugh. I sure did.

”The Mr. Right “Chocolate” skin tone is one of the best “dark” skin tones I’ve seen on a prosthetic.”

Color

Mr. Right is available in three (3) different skin tones. I always wish there were more options, however, I will say that the 3 options available are pretty good. My issue is always with the darkest shade. I never feel like it’s dark enough or that the people behind the prosthetics really tried. However, I will say, the Mr. Right “Chocolate” skin tone is one of the best “dark” skin tones I’ve seen on a prosthetic. The photos above don’t really do it justice. Those are photos from a website, so below I’ve included photos I’ve taken that I feel represent the darkest shade better.

Size

Mr. Right is only available in 1 size. I do feel like for a packer that’s going to be in your pants all day long, the shaft is a little long. I would love if it was literally .5” – .75” smaller, but that’s just me. It does look really good in underwear (shown later).

Total Length: 5.5” / 14cm
Length of Shaft (under): 4.5” / 11.4cm 
Height of Balls: 4” / 10.2cm
Length of Balls: 2.75” / 7cm
Shaft Size: 1.5” / 3.8cm
Circumference of Shaft: 4” / 10.2cm 

Material and Feel

Mr. Right is made of VixSkin, which is a mix of silicone and silicone lube. This makes the packer floppy and squishy (everything I dreamed it would be back in 2009!). Most of the time, floppy packers are made out of elastomer or rubber-type materials which can be porous and let bacteria in. These are not skin-safe and can act as a bacteria-party in your pants. Not a good time. Looking for more skin-safe packers is usually the way to go, yet that usually means an increased price tag. Since the Mr. Right is made out of 100% silicone, it is skin safe and very easy to clean! Bateria cannot penetrate it. You should still clean it though!

To the touch, Mr. Right feels a little sticky. The best thing recommended is using a little bit of cornstarch to help with the stickiness and that should help your packer be nice and soft again. If you have a darker shade and don’t want to add white corn starch, add a little coco powder to the cornstarch to make it a little darker. For many years, it was advised to use talcum powder (baby powder) to make the packer nice a soft. However, ever the past couple of years, talcum powder has been linked to ovarian cancer. Since we are putting the packer right in that AREA, this is not something I recommend at all. Cornstarch does the job, trust me!

Packing

Alright, now on to probably the most important part of this review, how does it look when you pack?! Packers are made to be put in pouches, harnesses, packing boxers, or just regular underwear. Whatever method you choose, I can tell you confidently that this packer will feel good! Now only is it nice and squishy, it just feel so right. Mr. Right gives you a beautiful and realistic bulge, complete with a little circumcised penis head imprint (if you touch it and if you look closely enough!). Packing with it is very easy because it already has a downward angle to it. Some packers sit straight up and you have to push them down. If you wear loose fitting underwear or pants, it can look like you’ve got a small boner going on. This packer won’t give you that look. It looks like a very realistic soft penis in your pants.

Here are some images of me packing with Mr. Right in the Cake Bandit Packing Jock and Packing Briefs. These underwear have a little pouch up front to put the packer in so it doesn’t touch your skin. You can also put it up against your skin though. It’s very verse.

Real Feel Test™

I didn’t know what else to call this section so I just came up with “Real Feel Test™” more as a joke but it’s also a really useful tool in understanding if a prosthetic actually looks realistic and feels realistic, not only to the touch, but through pants and underwear. If you’re going to buy a prosthetic for realism purposes, this is pretty important!

Cleaning and Care

Look at all that cat hair and fuzz. This is literally after cleaning it for 5 minutes with alcohol whips and microfiber clothes. Silicone is a magnet for dust and hair!

I recommend cleaning this product before and after each use. The 100% silicone component makes this packer easy to clean and sterilize. The easiest way to clean this product is with hot soapy water or by sticking it in the top row of the dishwasher. If you need to sterilize this product (which is  recommended at least once a week), put it in a boiling pot of water for 3-5 minutes. Because this product is made of 100% silicone, boiling it should be 100% safe. Unless the manufacturers aren’t telling us something!

If you find that the packer is tacky/sticky after cleaning it, I am a huge advocate of using cornstarch (or other rejuvenating powders) to maintain a smooth and silky texture.

*Please do not use talcum powder (most commonly found in baby powder), it has been associated with different types of cancers, mostly ovarian cancer. We have a full article on the dangers of talcum power here.

Storage

I recommend using the original packaging or a natural canvas bag. Place this product in a cool, dry, and dark place, like a dresser drawer. Do not store it with other similar-material products as those eventually can start to morph together, which is really not fun. Sometimes, these products secrete an oily texture and a canvas bag will help absorb this moisture. If you do not store your packer properly, overtime it can secrets oils and eventually lose its shape and size (it will become smaller).

Small Tip: Add a little bit of cornstarch to this product before storing it in a bag. This will help it’s life and longevity.

Final Thoughts

Mr. Right, a packer made of 100% Silicone, is rated highly for its durability but comes with a caution about potential separation issues between the shaft and balls over time, especially when used with an o-ring harness. It excels in packability, offering ease of use and secure fitting, whether with packing underwear, pouches, harnesses, or tight briefs. It has a nice downward angle and makes it very easy to pack with. While it is reasonably priced at $65 and provides a natural appearance and feel, it doesn’t quite replicate the sensation of real skin when touched bare, although applying corn starch can enhance its realism.