On The Go Packer Review

This 3” packer from Tantus looks a lot like the Mr. Limpy, however, there is one key difference….. It’s made of SILICONE. If you don’t know the Mr. Limpy, it was one of the first packers on the market and is still one of my all time favorites. The biggest issue I have with it? It’s not made of silicone. It’s made of this elastomer plastic rubber material that is porous (allows bacteria to grow) and not skin safe. Well well well, here comes Tantus with the answer to my problems, finally, a SILICONE Mr. Limpy. Okay okay, I know it’s not actually the Mr. Limpy and it’s not really the same thing, but trust, this is a great option for people who like packing with a packer up against their skin! It’s not a perfect packer, so be sure to continue reading!

The Not-so-Great

• Price – $44 for a packer is not a lot, but if you compare it to the Mr. Limpy, which is $16, it’s definitely a price increase.
• Look – It’s not very realistic looking.
• Hard – The squishiness factor is lacking 
• Balls – A little big

Unboxing

This packer comes in a small branded plastic bag from Tantus. The first time I saw it online I thought it was going to be super squishy because again, it looks just like the Mr. Limpy. Well, to my surprise, when I grabbed it for the first time, I was a little taken aback that it was harder than expected. Not hard in a bad way. Not hard in a “I have a HUGE boner” way, but just…. Hader? I thought this was going to be an issue but after some time passed and I used this for a couple of months, I’m super happy to say that the feel is very nice! (more on this below)

I know a lot of people wonder what the actual shipping box looks like and it’s tough to really say because this prosthetic is sold by many different online retailers. If you are ever unsure, you can always message the company you are purchasing from and ask them what they put on the box! The retailer that I prefer is Early2Bed and I can tell you that living in Canada and receiving a package from the USA, I’m always terrified the customs declaration form is going to say something like “big wiener”. Luckily, that has never happened with Early2Bed. They also didn’t even put the return address as “Early2Bed” they put “ETB”. 

Color

The On The Go Packer is available in 3 skin tones and one “fun” color. I honestly love that they have added a color that isn’t skin toned because there are lots of people out there looking for packers with fun colors! Here are the options:

Light Beige, Light Brown, Dark Brown, Purple

Size

This packer is only available in one size. I quite like this size because it’s nice and compact and It’s very easy to pack with (more on this below).

Dimensions:
Length: 4” (10.1cm)
Length of Shaft: 3” (7.6cm)
Height: 3.25” (8.2cm)
Width: 2.25” (5.7cm)
Girth: 3.75” (9.5cm)
Weight: 5.2oz (150g)

Material and Feel

This packer is made of 100% Silicone! And if you don’t know why I’m so excited about that, let me break it down for you. Non-silicone packers are porous, which is an invitation to bacteria to grow. Now, you can image that it’s not a good idea to have something that harbors bacteria right near your junk. Well well well, fear not, because silicone is not porous. This means bacteria isn’t going to grow in it, it also means you can pack with this directly on your skin (instead of in a packing pouch or packing underwear).

In terms of squishiness, it is squishy, but not super squishy. When you squeeze it, you can feel a little push back, and that’s from the silicone. It’s not a bad thing, but if you wanted to compare it with how the Mr. Limpy feels, when you squish that packer, it feels like you’re squishing jello that doesn’t separate. The On The Go packer feels a little more structured!

Because this is a single pour silicone packer, it’s not going to have an inner core or anything like that that will make it feel extra realistic. But in terms of a single pour, this is nice!

I’ll tell you one thing though, this packer is a little ugly. And I mean that in a way that it doesn’t look very realistic when you really look at it. If you look at the indentations in the balls, to me it is obvious it was carved out of clay. This is something a lot of packing companies do, and I’ve seen these markings before (on the Banana Prosthetics SP1v1 packer for example). However, there are also other companies out there that make their peen molds with clay and they are able to blend those lines in better. The other options some companies take is to actually mold it from someone’s actual penis. In all, it’s not the ugliest packer I’ve seen (eyes on SP1v1 again omg), but I would love to see some improvement in the overall look.

Packing

Since this packer is only 3” (shaft) and it’s pretty small, packing with it is a dream. Honestly, it feels and looks so good in underwear and pants and I love love love that I can pack with it up against my skin. 

(Confession time: I didn’t know for 10 years that you shouldn’t pack with the Mr. Limpy up against your skin because of the oils it secretes and the bacteria it harbors. Now that I know this, I am horrified by my years of not using packing pouches or packing underwear with it. So glad the On The Go is silicone and I can go pack to packing with it up against my skin!)

Alright, lets get to the good stuff, here is what it looks like packing in come Cake Bandit Underwear and some Lululemon shorts (on top of the underwear):

Ah yes, as you can see, WHAT A BULGE it gives me. I am in LOVE with this peen silhouette. That is one of the most important aspects for me, it has to look GOOD at all angles, and when it does *gender euphoria has entered the room*

Now, if you really want this packer but you’re not sure what to do in terms of packing because you don’t want to go out and buy 5 pairs of packing underwear at $20+ each. Hey, I totally get it. You have other options. The Joey and the PackStrap from 0—— are great options as you can use those more than once and move them from different types of underwear. If that isn’t accessible either, take an old sock, cut it, and use a safety pin to pin it on your undies (just like the Joey).

Real Feel Test™

After extensive research and months of trying these packers out. I can say that the WhipSmart KIND OF passes the Real Feel Test™…. Depending on what you like to feel.

This packer feels SO good with squeezing it through pants. I am so impressed and happy with the overall feel of it. Because it’s silicone, keep in mind it will be harder than packers not made of silicone, which means it can feel like you have a super-super-small-semi-hard peen in there. But like, barely.

Cleaning and Care

The 100% silicone component makes the On The Go packer extremely easy to clean. Clean it before and after each use. The easiest way to clean this packer is with hot soapy water. If you need to sterilize it (which I recommend doing at least once a week if you wear it everyday), stick the packer in a boiling pot of water for 3-5 minutes. This beautiful packer will be ready and recharged, just like you would be after a day at the spa.

I always recommend using cornstarch to maintain a smooth and silky texture.

*Please do not use talcum powder (most commonly found in baby powder), it has been associated with different types of cancers, mostly ovarian cancer. I have a full article on the dangers of talcum power here.

Storage

I recommend using the original packaging or a natural canvas bag. Place this product in a cool, dry, and dark place, like a dresser drawer. Do not store it with other similar-material products as those eventually can start to morph together, which is really not fun. Sometimes, these products secrete an oily texture and a canvas bag will help absorb this moisture. If you do not store your packer properly, overtime it can secrets oils and eventually lose its shape and size (it will become smaller).

Small Tip: Add a little bit of cornstarch to this product before storing it in a bag. This will help its life and longevity.

Final Thoughts

I was really excited when I first saw this packer online and although it took almost 3 years to finally get it in my hands to review, it has not disappointed! Yes, I thought it was going to be much squishier, but after using it for months, I can honestly say that this is a fantastic packer and I recommend it to anyone who LOVES the Mr. Limpy but wants something more durable and something you can actually wear against your skin!

I know its not technically a “5 star review” but I’m adding it to the “5 stars club” anyways because this is a GREAT packer and the only thing that I do not like is the balls!