Key Features
🏳️⚧️ Trans-Owned Company: No
🥞 Circumsized
👣 Size: 1
🎨 Color Tones Available: 2
💰 Price: $15 (USD)
🧍🏽♂️Stand-To-Pee Function: Yes
🍆Can Be Used For Penetration: Noope
🧬 Real Feel™ Test: lol nope
👍🏽 Good for Bigger Bodies: No
👀 Discreet Shipping: Yes
⚡️ Energy: Cheap dollar store toy
Overview
Only $15 for an STP? This is unheard of. STPs usually start at $60 (if you’re lucky) and can go all the way up to $500+. Now, for $15, you obviously can’t expect greatness and perfection, however, I can tell you that if you’re looking for your first STP and you are on a budget, this is actually a fantastic option. I know I only gave it a 2/5 rating. Honestly, it’s because it’s horrible and almost impossible to pack with and it’s ugly. Okay okay… that’s a little harsh, but as you read on, you’ll understand. Again, great STP for peeing! Horrible for packing.
The Great
- No rip risk – the shaft and balls are connected in a way that prevents ripping.
- Extremely Budget friendly – one of the cheapest stps (both in material and price).
The Not-so-Great
- Lack of skin tone choices
- Doesn’t pack well
- Not realistic
- Very rigid
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Unboxing
This product comes in a box. The STP itself is contained in a small plastic bag.
I know a lot of people wonder what the actual shipping box looks like and it’s tough to really say because this prosthetic is sold by many different online retailers. If you are ever unsure, you can always message the company you are purchasing from and ask them what they put on the box! The retailer that I prefer is Early2Bed and I can tell you that living in Canada and receiving a package from the USA, I’m always terrified the customs declaration form is going to say something like “big wiener”. Luckily, that has never happened with Early2Bed. They also didn’t even put the return address as “Early2Bed” they put “ETB”.
Color
This STP is only available in 2 colors: Vanilla (Light Beige) and Chocolate (Light Brown)
Size
Dimensions:
Length of the Shaft: 4.5” / 11.4cm
Length of Cup: 2.5” / 6.3cm
Width of Cup: 1.5” / 2.5cm
Weight: 2.1oz / 59g
Material and Feel
On the packaging, the company states that the only ingredient used is silicone. This STP is very soft to the touch but also very firm. It is technically malleable… but you can’t move it into a shape.
The packaging also states this STP is “pliable”. I do not believe this is the case, like let’s be real, this thing can bend, but it’s not going to the olympics.
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Packing
Packing with this STP is tricky because you can’t bend it in any way so when you pack with it you can completely see the shape of it. The photos below show me packing “up”. There really aren’t many options when it comes to sticking this STP in your pants. Unfortunately, It’s going to be awkward no matter what.
It is not recommended to fold the STP in order to pack with it. The silicone is so rigid that it will just bounce back and if you put that near your junk, you’re going to get dick slapped. By your own dick. Ow. You’ll also look like you have a giant boner.
Packing up and to the left:
Peeing
This STP is actually smaller than it appears in the photos. This means the cup that collects the urine is also small so the risk for any leakage is very high. There is a small “no-spill lip” on the cup, however, I wouldn’t even call it that. It’s a small border that doesn’t do anything if there is any backflow.
Practice makes perfect and with this STP. Stand up in the tub and test it out. Try to figure out where your urethra is and practice!
I will say, peeing with this STP is actually pretty easy after you practice!
Real Feel Test™
The overall shape and look of this STP is not realistic at all. All anatomy is different, however, balls and shafts are usually separated a little and not on a horizontal line. This honestly looks more like a toy. And not a toy that you play with in a fun and/or sexual way. It just looks and feels like a cheap toy you can buy at the dollar store. I am giving this a 1/5 because it technically has the shape of a penis, but I don’t feel it deserves more stars than that.
If you (or someone else) grab this STP through underwear or pants, it will feel like you have something very hard in there. And not hard like “eyyy”, but hard like you have a cell phone down there.
Not at all. Simple as that. This feels like a very rigid toy. It’s soft, but not skin soft.
Cleaning and Care
I recommend cleaning this product before and after each use.
The 100% silicone component makes this STP easy to clean and sterilize. The easiest way to clean this product is with hot soapy water or by sticking it in the top row of the dishwasher. If you need to sterilize this product, put it in a boiling pot of water for 3-5 minutes. Because this product is made of 100% silicone, boiling it is 100% safe.
*Please do not use talcum powder (most commonly found in baby powder), it has been associated with different types of cancers, mostly ovarian cancer. We have a full article on the dangers of talcum power here.
Storage
I recommend using the original packaging. Place this product in a cool, dry, and dark place, like a dresser drawer. Do not store it with other similar-material products as those eventually can start to morph together, which is really not fun. Sometimes, these products secrete an oily texture and a canvas bag will help absorb this moisture.
Full Rating
The walls of this STP are very thin, but it’s made of silicone, which lasts forever. So you’re looking at a good quality life with this STP, as long as you take care of it!
Awkward angles.
Let’s be real, the only 5/5 this STP is getting. But at $15? Wow!
The cup that accumulates urine is not very large so using it in public without substantial practice might end up with Pee Everywhere. BUT if you practice, and when you pee you make sure you’re not peeing too…hard? Fast? Then this is actually a great STP for peeing!
Final Thoughts
As you can tell from this review, I am not a big fan of this STP when it comes to packing. It’s amazing if you’re trying to find something cheap, but just be cautious and know that you will need to practice and that packing can be a challenge. Once you get the hang of it, it’s actually an okay STP to use inside the house.
As much negative as I’ve talked about with this STP, I will say that it is an amazing option as a first time STP. Especially if you’re not planning on packing with it. If you stick it in your bag or your pocket and just pull it out when you’re ready to use it, it’s a great STP. And really, you can’t beat that price!
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