Today, we’re stepping out of the usual review format to do something a little different—a comparison of three packers that have played significant roles in my journey. Whether you’re on the hunt for your first packer or looking to switch things up, I’m here to help you make an informed decision.
Overview: Meet the Contenders
First up, we have Mr. Limpy—my tried and true companion. If you’ve been watching my channel for any length of time, you know this packer has been my go-to for years. It’s the first packer I ever bought (shoutout to 16-year-old me using a Much Music prepaid card to buy it from Early to Bed). Mr. Limpy has been through it all with me, and despite its flaws, it holds a special place in my heart.
Next, we have the WhipSmart Packer. This one is relatively new on the scene but has quickly gained attention. And let’s be real—it’s basically Mr. Limpy’s twin, but with smaller balls. If you love the idea of Mr. Limpy but wish it had a bit of a redesign, this might be the packer for you.
Finally, there’s the On the Go Packer by Tantus. This one’s for those who are willing to spend a little more for quality. It’s made entirely of silicone, which is a huge plus for skin safety and durability. It’s the most luxurious option of the three, and I’m excited to dive into the details.
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The Great
Mr. Limpy
Let’s start with what makes Mr. Limpy so beloved. First off, it’s affordable—just $16! It’s also incredibly stretchy and soft, which makes it super comfortable to pack with. The squishiness factor is off the charts, and honestly, it’s like having a little stress ball in your pants (but way better). For those just starting out, Mr. Limpy is a fantastic entry-level packer.
WhipSmart Packer
The WhipSmart Packer offers a lot of what makes Mr. Limpy great, with a few upgrades. The most noticeable difference? The balls. They’re smaller and thinner, making it easier to pack with and less bulky. It’s also soft and squishy, much like Mr. Limpy, but with a slightly different feel. At $25, it’s still pretty affordable and could be a great option if you’re looking for something similar to Mr. Limpy with a bit more finesse.
On the Go Packer
Now, the On the Go Packer is a bit of a game-changer. It’s made of 100% silicone, which means it’s skin-safe, non-porous, and easy to clean. You can even boil it to sanitize it—talk about convenience! The silicone also makes it more durable, so if you’re looking for a packer that will last, this one’s for you. It’s a bit heavier at 5.3 oz, but it feels solid and well-made. The price tag is steeper at $44, but for what you get, it’s worth considering.
The Not-So-Great
Mr. Limpy
As much as I love Mr. Limpy, it’s not without its downsides. First, the material—it’s made from TPR, which is not skin-safe. It’s porous, meaning it can absorb bacteria, and it secretes oils that can be a bit of a mess. You definitely don’t want to wear this packer directly against your skin without some sort of barrier. Then, there are the balls. They’re, well, huge. For a small packer, the proportions are a bit off, and the balls can feel bulky and awkward. Lastly, durability is an issue. If you’re wearing it daily, expect to replace it every year. But at $16, it’s not a huge deal.
WhipSmart Packer
The WhipSmart Packer, while an improvement in some areas, still shares some of Mr. Limpy’s flaws. The material is the same rubbery TPR, so it’s not skin-safe and has the same issues with oil secretion and bacteria. Durability is also similar—you’ll need to replace it about as often as Mr. Limpy. It’s a bit of a “same but different” situation, so if you’re already a fan of Mr. Limpy, you’ll probably like this one, but keep those limitations in mind.
On the Go Packer
The On the Go Packer’s biggest con is its price. At $44, it’s significantly more expensive than the other two. For some, the cost might be a bit hard to justify, especially if you’re on a budget. Additionally, because it’s made of silicone, it’s not as squishy as the others. If you’re someone who likes a super soft packer, this might not be the best fit. It’s more solid and firm, which could be a downside depending on your preference.
Size, Shape, and Squishiness
Now, let’s get into the nitty-gritty—how do these packers actually compare in size, shape, and feel?
All three packers have a 3-inch shaft length, which is pretty standard for this type of product. However, they differ slightly in how they pack. The Mr. Limpy tends to poke out a bit more, giving a more pronounced bulge. The On the Go Packer, on the other hand, has a more downward angle, making it less noticeable when packing. WhipSmart falls somewhere in the middle, with a shape very similar to Mr. Limpy but with the benefit of thinner balls, which can make for a more comfortable fit.
Mr. Limpy
WhipSmart
On The Go Packer
When it comes to weight, there’s a slight difference as well. Mr. Limpy weighs in at 4.7 oz, WhipSmart is a bit lighter at 4.1 oz, and On the Go is the heaviest at 5.3 oz. While these differences might not seem huge, they can affect how the packer feels throughout the day, especially if you’re wearing it for long periods.
And now, the squish test! Mr. Limpy and WhipSmart are both incredibly squishy, with Mr. Limpy taking the crown for ultimate softness. On the Go, because of its silicone material, is less squishy but still has some give. If you’re all about that squish factor, Mr. Limpy and WhipSmart are your best bets.
Packing Performance: In Action
When it comes to packing, how a packer performs in real-life scenarios can make all the difference. We’re not just talking about how it feels in your hand or looks on the shelf, but how it actually works when you’re out and about, living your life. I decided to put Mr. Limpy, the WhipSmart Packer, and the On the Go Packer to the test in various situations to give you the lowdown on how each one stacks up.
Mr. Limpy
Starting with Old Reliable, Mr. Limpy is the quintessential beginner’s packer. It’s been around the block and is loved by many, myself included. But let’s be honest, it’s not without its quirks. When it comes to packing, Mr. Limpy does a solid job, offering a natural bulge that’s not too in-your-face. The softness of the material allows it to mold to your body, making it comfortable to wear throughout the day. However, the large balls can sometimes be a bit of a hassle, especially if you’re trying to achieve a discreet look in tighter pants. They have a tendency to create a more pronounced bulge, which might not be everyone’s cup of tea. But for many, this added bulkiness isn’t a deal-breaker—it’s part of what gives Mr. Limpy its charm.
WhipSmart Packer
Moving on to the WhipSmart Packer, I was pleasantly surprised by how well this one performed. It’s like Mr. Limpy’s sleeker, more refined cousin. The smaller, thinner balls are a game-changer, offering a more streamlined packing experience. This packer sits nicely against the body, giving you a more subtle profile without sacrificing the natural look. It’s also a bit firmer than Mr. Limpy, which means it holds its shape well in different types of underwear. Whether you’re rocking briefs, boxers, or something in between, the WhipSmart Packer stays in place and delivers a consistent appearance. Plus, the reduced bulk of the balls makes it easier to fit into snugger pants without worrying about an exaggerated bulge.
On the Go Packer
Lastly, the On the Go Packer brings something unique to the table. Made from silicone, this packer is the most durable and skin-safe option of the three. In terms of packing, it offers a firmer feel than both Mr. Limpy and the WhipSmart Packer, which can be both a pro and a con depending on your preferences. The firmness gives it a sturdy presence in your pants, but it’s not as squishy as the other two, which might take some getting used to. What surprised me the most, though, was how well it actually performed in day-to-day wear. Despite its firmer texture, the On the Go Packer doesn’t create an overly stiff or unnatural bulge. It holds its own in terms of appearance, providing a realistic look that isn’t too aggressive. However, because it doesn’t compress as easily as the others, you might find it a bit more noticeable in tighter clothing. But if you’re after durability and skin safety, this one’s hard to beat.
Side-by-Side Packing Test
For a real test, I tried all three packers side-by-side in a variety of situations: under jeans, in tight boxers, and even during a quick workout session. What I found was that while each packer has its strengths, the choice really comes down to personal preference and what you prioritize. If you’re after a soft, moldable feel with a bit more bulk, Mr. Limpy might be your go-to. If a streamlined, subtle appearance with less ball bulk is more your style, the WhipSmart Packer could be the winner. And if you’re looking for something durable and skin-safe, with a firm but natural look, the On the Go Packer has a lot to offer.
Final Thoughts: The Verdict
So, after all that, which packer comes out on top? This was a tough decision, folks. The On the Go Packer is fantastic if you’re looking for something durable, skin-safe, and easy to clean. However, the higher price and less squishy feel might not be for everyone.
As for Mr. Limpy, despite its flaws, it still holds a special place in my heart. It’s affordable, super soft, and has been my go-to for years. The oversized balls and material issues are drawbacks, but for the price, it’s hard to beat.
WhipSmart is a strong contender, offering a similar experience to Mr. Limpy but with smaller balls, which is a big plus for me. It’s affordable, soft, and squishy, making it a great option if you’re looking for something familiar with a slight upgrade.
In the end, it’s a tie for me between Mr. Limpy and WhipSmart. My heart stays with Mr. Limpy for sentimental reasons, but WhipSmart has definitely won me over with its design improvements. The On the Go Packer, while fantastic, is just a bit too different for my personal taste, but I can see it being the perfect choice for someone else.
So, which one will you choose? Are you sticking with the classic Mr. Limpy, giving WhipSmart a try, or splurging on the On the Go Packer? Let me know in the comments below—I’m curious to see what you think!
